Saw Carrier

[seivad]

On a bus and carried not concealed it was a sight that made me actually
take a step back from him.

The man could have put it in his back pack by wrapping the blade leaving the handle poking out of the top.

It's almost as bad as Toodles walking down the Prom with an axe in her hand

[Mr B S Sniffer]

[gazaprop]

It's almost as bad as Toodles walking down the Prom with an axe in her hand

Depends - is she any good on the guitar?

[said]

I would not have thought that was entirely accurate? Wouldn't it have been an 'arm and a leg'? (sick)

[Hamble]

Oooh! Have a job cutting with that then.

Ha hah true!

[Hamble]

Hah! Not if he had his sandwiches in the backpack and did not want to get them contaminated - you think?

The sandwiches should be wrapped.

The sword would have to be put in the bag business end first and also
covered to prevent sawing a hole in the bottom of the rucksack with the movement caused by the man walking.

[Hamble]

You can just see the report on a certain other local news website along the lines of ...

Tools Out For Summer by Community Confabulator

Local expressed her shock at boarding a bus only to see an elderly gentleman exposing his tool for all to see.

"It was disgusting - his tool was clearly in need of a good clean and I'm sure at one stage it looked like he was going to give it a good polish, all in sight of innocent women and children ... it should never have been left exposed like that in a public place ... things like that should be kept undercover ... it's put me right off my dinner".

We approached Sefton Council and they responded with "It's nothing to do with us" ... typical ... we're sure West Lancs Council wouldn't allow this sort of behaviour on anything outside their jurisdiction.

We approached the local bus company for comment and they replied "Ha! Call your self a journalist? Come back when your spelling/grammar improves, and stop publishing contentious dross just for click bait".

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... allegedly.

Local is a Mizz ?


This does not really clear it as a 'weapon' unless my rambler was a peripatetic joiner.

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...liberty-clinic

[Hamble]

It's almost as bad as Toodles walking down the Prom with an axe in her hand

It would not have had rusty teeth.

[Hamble]

I would not have thought that was entirely accurate? Wouldn't it have been an 'arm and a leg'? (sick)

I thought it was Denis Healey self servicing at first glance.