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    Government Careers Advice Questionnaire

    Anybody tried the new careers advice questionnaire that the government have posted? I assume it's part of the 'Fatima's next job is in cyber...' initiative.

    Here: https://beta.nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/

    So I thought I'd give it a whirl. I got some interesting results.

    Apparently a career as a 'stunt performer' is waiting for me.

    Failing that, a hotel porter, museum assistant, a school business manager, a vehicle body repairer or a psychiatrist.

    So, stunt woman it is then. I've got knee pads, so I'm well on the way...

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    Soldier, football referee, horse groom, nail technician, hairdresser, actor, librarian, health service manager - what a load of bo££0cks that service is

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    Stoopid questions.

    I was happy at first with all the caring profession directions until the chef
    bit.

    Seriously? Just because I answered yes to like following instructions and working as part of a team.

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    9/10 need to retrain ?
    So only 1 tenth of the workforce are in sustainable jobs?

    https://news.sky.com/story/nine-in-t...arned-12108124

    Looks like Boris is already looking at retraining!

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    Emergency services , Law & Legal, Teaching & Education, Travel & Tourism, Business & Finance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alikado View Post
    9/10 need to retrain ?
    So only 1 tenth of the workforce are in sustainable jobs?

    https://news.sky.com/story/nine-in-t...arned-12108124

    Looks like Boris is already looking at retraining!
    I think a career in after dinner speaking is looming in his near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Londoner View Post
    Emergency services , Law & Legal, Teaching & Education, Travel & Tourism, Business & Finance.
    No mention of diplomacy????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Londoner View Post
    Emergency services , Law & Legal, Teaching & Education, Travel & Tourism, Business & Finance.
    Those seem quite sensible compared to mine.


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    The variations I got were so wide as to be meaningless, however retail sales did come up, a little further checking and back came the response, everything from till check out operator to retail sales manager, not much difference there then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gazaprop View Post
    No mention of diplomacy????
    Is a spade a shovel, diplomacy is pretending you like something you hate with a passion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Londoner View Post
    Emergency services , Law & Legal, Teaching & Education, Travel & Tourism, Business & Finance.
    That's the same as what I got.
    Take care out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Nukem View Post
    That's the same as what I got.

    It is a stupid exercise I've never been an office wallah so why would Business and Finance suit me. Teaching and Education no chance I would be sacked after my first encounter with some smart ar5ed kid who thinks they can do as they like.

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