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    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's A.s.s.

    Fifteen children assaulted a donkey.


    Local authorities have been alerted and search for find anyone else who has “approached” and “admired” the animal closely,

    https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/201...y-with-donkey/


    This is the most shocking.......
    "The local authorities ordered the owner of the animal to slaughter it to avoid further risk of spreading the disease."


    Seems like a regular pastime for some.
    Orwell said "If there is hope, it lies in the proles." Whilst champagne socialists see diversity idealised at university, the common folk experience it first hand in their neighbour hoods.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Styx View Post
    Seems like a regular pastime for some.
    What, Donkey Kong?
    On Yer Bike!

    www.20splentyforus.co.uk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Styx View Post
    Fifteen children assaulted a donkey.


    Local authorities have been alerted and search for find anyone else who has “approached” and “admired” the animal closely,

    https://www.moroccoworldnews.com/201...y-with-donkey/


    This is the most shocking.......
    "The local authorities ordered the owner of the animal to slaughter it to avoid further risk of spreading the disease."


    Seems like a regular pastime for some.
    Do you actually trawl the net for this stuff??
    Just be yourself, no one else is better qualified!!

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    No no no !, when they said go to town on the donkey they meant go to town on the donkey, not go to town on the donkey.

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    A chap gets marooned on a desert island with only a donkey for company and after some time considers having sex with it but try as he might to get in position his plans kept getting foiled because the donkey keeps moving away. One day as he was attempting the said activity to no avail, he heard screams and splashing from a nearby oasis, he ran over to it to find a beautiful naked lady almost drowning and without a thought he pulled her to the shore saving her life. she was so grateful as she lay there all naked she said hey you know I can do anything for you anything you wish, he thought for a moment and said can you come over here and hold this donkey still for me.

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