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    Is there a fourth dimension

    I'm firmly convinced that each house has its own 'black hole' leading to a fourth dimension. Where else do all my pens go after I've bought a pack of ten and they all seemingly vanish within the space of a few weeks to join the hundreds of others that have disappeared over the years? Sellotape and biscuits are also known to vanish into this black hole. What other items do people own that get pulled into this void?





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    I prefer to blame the Borrowers.

    Scissors.
    Paper punch.
    Plasters.

    Keys are the worst.
    Put them on a bunch and the key you want is in Mr Hambles Trousers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackrock View Post
    I'm firmly convinced that each house has its own 'black hole' leading to a fourth dimension. Where else do all my pens go after I've bought a pack of ten and they all seemingly vanish within the space of a few weeks to join the hundreds of others that have disappeared over the years? Sellotape and biscuits are also known to vanish into this black hole. What other items do people own that get pulled into this void?
    I love biscuits.
    REST IN PEACE THE 96.
    Y.N.W.A.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grassroots View Post
    I love biscuits.
    Everything that I damn put down!

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    One sock from every other pair

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    well as others have said .blame the borrowers or ethereal hole that impinges cross our time frame!i have been an have in been in many workshops of my trade,an we clean our items in ultrasonic tanks.we make double hooks out of electric flex to hang em off in the tank.in every place we go through mile of this and yet we have to keep making more.yet they don't end in the bin.an when we vacate the premises they stiil don't turn up! same goes for that tool or piece you put down too!but hey carefull what you seek for theres more going on outside the box of our perceived experience!tis not just the here and now!

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    Pretty deep thinking that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hettyketty View Post
    One sock from every other pair
    I wouldn't worry about pairs of socks now - as some bright spark came up with a new fashion in socks. You can actually buy a pair of odd socks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by said View Post
    Pretty deep thinking that!
    excuse my dyslexsic dialougue .but we used to make hooks out of cable to hang our repaired items after polishing in ultrasonic cleaning tanks to remove polishing compounds for final finishing.these hooks would just vanish .and wed have to continually replace them .never knew where they went,or ever found any after times passing. so would have to continually make them to use.same for stuff youd put down lose then after much times passing theyd turn up ,in way different places youd expect.

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    Black holes and 4th dimensions

    When I was younger all sorts of things belonging to me used to go missing. I would put them in the same place all the time and then go back to them time and again and they would just simply vanish never to be seen again. Cassette tapes, screwdrivers, pens even video tapes (back in the day). A few books went missing but they were available to buy but I shouldn't have had to in the first place.

    My old house was like walking into another dimension, it's much the same now. I lost about 5 screwdrivers a couple of years ago but I have since got some more....

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    Well I'm sure we have a dark coloured hole in our house but only my Mrs knows where it is, whenever I leave something knowing that I will need it again she comes along tidies up and the object is NEVER seen again. When I ask "where did you put that .........." her answer everytime is "I never touched it" I know where I left it but she doesn't know where she moved it to or even admit to moving it.

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    Black holes and 4th dimensions

    Lost my pen drive a couple of days ago. Thought it was on my desk, this morning it's turned up on the top of the kitchen cupboard.
    Christ alone knows how it turned up on there. I know I hadn't put it there.

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    Heaven forbid what happens in the 26th dimension??

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    Quote Originally Posted by said View Post
    Heaven forbid what happens in the 26th dimension??
    I believe that your head disappears up your rear end. You've arrived and heaven won't help you!
    Just be yourself, no one else is better qualified!!

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    ..................................................................IQ

    this post is for those who have a very high

    So strange, I am up to 7th dimension,

    understandable in the Vanglish language.

    Based on Portmanteau, the ability to join parts of words together to give a more in depth meaning.

    Antquacky . vanman comes to mind in the 7th dimension,

    back to 4th dimension
    If you loose a glove, say the right hand glove and you get help to find the missing glove. If some one finds the right hand glove, with out seeing the other glove, how do they know it is a left hand glove you have NOT lost. In the forth dimension the glove only turns into a left or a right when you have ascertained one of the gloves is a right or a left.

    some call this Quantum

    Quantum is the body of antique dealers and their laws that describe the wacky behaviour of antique collecting.

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