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    Quote Originally Posted by theantiquesman View Post
    ..................................................................IQ

    this post is for those who have a very high

    So strange, I am up to 7th dimension,

    understandable in the Vanglish language.

    Based on Portmanteau, the ability to join parts of words together to give a more in depth meaning.

    Antquacky . vanman comes to mind in the 7th dimension,

    back to 4th dimension
    If you loose a glove, say the right hand glove and you get help to find the missing glove. If some one finds the right hand glove, with out seeing the other glove, how do they know it is a left hand glove you have NOT lost. In the forth dimension the glove only turns into a left or a right when you have ascertained one of the gloves is a right or a left.

    some call this Quantum

    Quantum is the body of antique dealers and their laws that describe the wacky behaviour of antique collecting.
    A good point - but moot! The fact is that if you have found 'the other glove' it would not make any difference if it was left or right - you have reached your goal!
    Agreed about Antique dealers - they are a secular group to say the least!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick2 View Post
    I believe that your head disappears up your rear end. You've arrived and heaven won't help you!
    To be able to do that you would need to combine the formulae for circular motion with the mathematics of dynamics and pressures. In addition you would need the statistics of probability combined with biological movement calculations. By the time that is computed you may have reached somewhere near the twelfth dimension. But then you knew that, didn't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by said View Post
    To be able to do that you would need to combine the formulae for circular motion with the mathematics of dynamics and pressures. In addition you would need the statistics of probability combined with biological movement calculations. By the time that is computed you may have reached somewhere near the twelfth dimension. But then you knew that, didn't you?
    Extraction of the head is closely followed by, uncontrollable bouts of verbal diarrhoea. Looks like you're rapidly closing in on the 27th. Heaven help us.
    Just be yourself, no one else is better qualified!!

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    Happened again

    Just looking for an item I had listed on Ebay for sale before. I was sure it was on the shelf and it appears to have vanished through that wormhole I have in my flat...either that or it's gone into the speedforce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Saxon View Post
    Just looking for an item I had listed on Ebay for sale before. I was sure it was on the shelf and it appears to have vanished through that wormhole I have in my flat...either that or it's gone into the speedforce
    I have done that! It is so embarrassing to have to contact the buyer and say that the item suddenly developed a fault and that a refund has been made.

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    Quote Originally Posted by said View Post
    A good point - but moot! The fact is that if you have found 'the other glove' it would not make any difference if it was left or right - you have reached your goal!
    Agreed about Antique dealers - they are a secular group to say the least!
    Mr or is it Mrs said, Back to the glove situation.

    when you become a SECOND HAND dealer
    the glove can come in handy, keeps your hand clean.

    but do remember the whether forecast, warm but on the other hand, cold

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    not even sold

    Quote Originally Posted by said View Post
    I have done that! It is so embarrassing to have to contact the buyer and say that the item suddenly developed a fault and that a refund has been made.
    I hadn't even sold it yet, it had a bid on it but had to cancel bids and claim the item was no longer for sale or something along those lines

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    Black Holes of a household variety only seem to exist for the male members of my family. "Where's my PE kit Mum?" "In the second drawer down of the chest of drawers in your bedroom!" (where it always is!) "It's not there, I've looked!" - so I go and lift a single t-shirt and BEHOLD! there is the PE kit, in the drawer where it always is. Husband is just as bad, can never find anything and accuses me of moving things when they've lived in the same place for years.

    We have a saying in this house - "You couldn't find your own arse with both hands"!
    I'm only happy when it rains....

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    I get the same reply every time to "where did you last have it"?

    "If I new that it would not be lost"!


    I guess logic and black holes do not mix.

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    not mixing

    Quote Originally Posted by Hamble View Post
    I get the same reply every time to "where did you last have it"?

    "If I new that it would not be lost"!


    I guess logic and black holes do not mix.
    A bit like this...

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/c23MFIKiVdE" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Saxon View Post
    A bit like this...

    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/c23MFIKiVdE" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Got your drift Mr S.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theantiquesman View Post
    Mr or is it Mrs said, Back to the glove situation.

    when you become a SECOND HAND dealer
    the glove can come in handy, keeps your hand clean.

    but do remember the whether forecast, warm but on the other hand, cold
    Take your pick! I am a transgender!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamble View Post
    I get the same reply every time to "where did you last have it"?

    "If I new that it would not be lost"!


    I guess logic and black holes do not mix.
    You got it! Same as Aliens and Genius's never will!

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    found it

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    Quote Originally Posted by said View Post
    Take your pick! I am a transgender!
    courage to you step in the light of the being that's you ,with grace

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