Identity Cards Act 2006.

[Styx]

It was not their fault that they were illegal immigrants in the UK, the Cruise line had been hired to take them to Syria, but the liner was full when they turned up so they put them in a rowing boat with a Sat Nav, to guide them. The route to Syria on the Sat Nav took them via the UK, that's all. I was at the dock when they arrived and I thought I would do my bit to help these poor souls, so I took them on for a few months until they could find transport to their intended destination - but I lost them somewhere in the UK when they did not turn up for work. So if you come across seventeen Somalians who appear to be lost - do let me know.

I enjoy funny yarns and tall tales.

You are stretching credulity to its limits with this one said.

[seivad]

I enjoy funny yarns and tall tales.

You are stretching credulity to its limits with this one said.

And with this!

And the only financial services company in Chester and area that doesn't have a telephone

I refuse point blank to contribute to Cambridge Analytica ! I do not have a phone in the UK for the same reason. I am contacted by email or pigeon messenger depending on how urgent the message is!