I Have An Intense Dislike of Shopping

[said]

How would any of you like to go shopping with me? My sister refuses to do so and my children tend to wander away when I go to the counter. I really hate shopping but like everyone else, I have to go. So I entertain myself when doing so, which tends to embarrass anyone with me.

Post Office - New Passport, last month:
Form filled in, correct photograph:
"Yes, that is fine, just the fee to pay now" Post Office Clerk
"Can I have a Blue Passport, please?" me.
"No, it will have to be the Red One at present" PO Clerk
"I want a Blue One!" me
"You can't, they have not been issued as yet" PO Clerk
"I want a blue one, I am paying for it" me
"Red!" PO Clerk
"Blue!" me
"Red!" PO Clerk
"Oh well, if you insist - but that is not me in the photograph"!

Opticians for Eye Test:
Man standing behind the counter:
"Excuse me, could I make an appointment for an eye test, Madam?" me.
I received a cold glare and an appointment.

Just a couple of examples of how to have fun while having to do boring shopping. How do you make shopping fun?

[Hamble]

I wonder what sf is doing?

[silver fox]

I wonder what sf is doing?

Hey, leave me out of this, I'm not going shopping with him.

[Hamble]

Hey, leave me out of this, I'm not going shopping with him.

Hamble missed you.

[said]

Hey, leave me out of this, I'm not going shopping with him.

Why not! You could be missing out on a lot of fun!