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    How to be a pr#ck

    How to be a pr#ck in 3 easy steps :-
    1.buy a bike
    2.put on some really tight clothes
    3.go cycling on busy roads

    Congratulations.
    You are now a pr#ck
    YNWA JFT96

    GET IN THERE MY SON





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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockape View Post
    How to be a pr#ck in 3 easy steps :-
    1.buy a bike
    2.put on some really tight clothes
    3.go cycling on busy roads

    Congratulations.
    You are now a pr#ck
    Just any busy road? What about the coast road from Ainsdale to Birkdale riding on the road far enough out that its difficult for cars to get past, while there is a perfectly fine cycle path 20 feet to your right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rare-pepe999 View Post
    Just any busy road? What about the coast road from Ainsdale to Birkdale riding on the road far enough out that its difficult for cars to get past, while there is a perfectly fine cycle path 20 feet to your right?
    Yup - they are prize pricks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockape View Post
    1.buy a bike
    2.put on some really tight clothes
    3.go cycling on busy roads
    Can't see anything wrong with that so long as they abide by the Highway Code. (just like all drivers do hey?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockape View Post
    How to be a pr#ck in 3 easy steps :-
    1.buy a bike
    2.put on some really tight clothes
    3.go cycling on busy roads

    Congratulations.
    You are now a pr#ck
    Three steps is a waste of steps, you've just shown how to be a pr#ck in a single step.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockape View Post
    How to be a pr#ck in 3 easy steps :-
    1.buy a bike
    2.put on some really tight clothes
    3.go cycling on busy roads

    Congratulations.
    You are now a pr#ck
    Hahaha love it

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    I've seen groups of cyclists riding down Coastal Road and the Formby Bypass blocking up entire lanes (like in the image). If there's a careful driver behind them, and they're unwilling to overtake the 20 meters of Lyrca in front of them, the end result is long queue of very frustrated motorists.

    If you want to commute to work on your bicycle, then good for you. If you're doing it for recreational purposes, you should consider mountain biking - it's more fun and better for your lungs (and street credentials).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockape View Post
    How to be a pr#ck in 3 easy steps :-
    1.buy a bike
    2.put on some really tight clothes
    3.go cycling on busy roads

    Congratulations.
    You are now a pr#ck
    What colour bike did you buy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albion102 View Post
    Three steps is a waste of steps, you've just shown how to be a pr#ck in a single step.
    Hahahahahaha, hit a sore point have I? Hundreds of thousands of pounds goes into cycle lanes and most cyclists can't be arsed using them.
    YNWA JFT96

    GET IN THERE MY SON

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockape View Post
    How to be a pr#ck in 3 easy steps :-
    1.buy a bike
    2.put on some really tight clothes
    3.go cycling on busy roads

    Congratulations.
    You are now a pr#ck
    .............
    Please be aware that due to visual impairment I will occasionally post typos in error.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockape View Post
    Hahahahahaha, hit a sore point have I? Hundreds of thousands of pounds goes into cycle lanes and most cyclists can't be arsed using them.
    Perhaps you should have mentioned cycle lanes in your opening post if that's the issue. I take it you concede that if there's no cycle lane then the road is the correct place for a cyclist to be?
    I was up and down the coast road cycle lane myself yesterday. Didn't see one bike on the road. I don't suppose your "most cyclists" assertion has any facts to back it up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockape View Post
    Hahahahahaha, hit a sore point have I? Hundreds of thousands of pounds goes into cycle lanes and most cyclists can't be arsed using them.
    Oh mate its not their fault, the council used the wrong surface which isnt great for their special tyres, and there might be the odd leaf on the cycle paths

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    Quote Originally Posted by rare-pepe999 View Post
    Oh mate its not their fault, the council used the wrong surface which isnt great for their special tyres, and there might be the odd leaf on the cycle paths
    Or the odd sharp piece of gravel,put there by a passing vehicle ? Had to look twice at your reply,as I thought you said psychopath at first glance.
    The day that God created Akita's......He just sat back and smiled

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    Healthy Activity

    Get past the downside of cycling (breathing car exhaust fumes/being knocked off) and it's actually good for you.....

    1. Cardiovascular gains - creates stronger heart/lung muscles.
    2. Burns calories combating obesity.
    3. Proven to extend lifespans - some say by 10years.
    4. Improves mental alertness.
    5. Good for the planet, no CO2 emitted.
    6. Great way to make friends via social aspect - club runs etc.
    7. Avoids car-type issues like tailbacks/parking problems.
    8. Excellent way to enjoy the outdoors - e.g. cycle-touring.
    9. Carried for free on trains.
    10. Cheap and easy to get started..2nd hand bikes under £50.
    On Yer Bike!

    www.20splentyforus.co.uk

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    Quote Originally Posted by The PNP View Post
    Get past the downside of cycling (breathing car exhaust fumes/being knocked off) and it's actually good for you.....

    1. Cardiovascular gains - creates stronger heart/lung muscles.
    2. Burns calories combating obesity.
    3. Proven to extend lifespans - some say by 10years.
    4. Improves mental alertness.
    5. Good for the planet, no CO2 emitted.
    6. Great way to make friends via social aspect - club runs etc.
    7. Avoids car-type issues like tailbacks/parking problems.
    8. Excellent way to enjoy the outdoors - e.g. cycle-touring.
    9. Carried for free on trains.
    10. Cheap and easy to get started..2nd hand bikes under £50.
    And also NOT forgetting;
    11.Ignoring all other road users.
    12.Break every written highway code rule for cycling,including jumping red lights,riding on the pavement etc.
    The day that God created Akita's......He just sat back and smiled

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