Fire Service Rip Off

[Jemimah]

It's ridiculous! I'm not on fire. Why should my taxes go towards the fire service?

[susanb]

Why have house insurance, if your house is not on fire.

[Jemimah]

Why have house insurance, if your house is not on fire.

Or life insurance that doesn't pay out until you are dead?

[Toodles McGinty]

Don't feed the troll.

[Jemimah]

Don't feed the troll.

Too right Toots - those trolls should get a job and buy their own dinners.

It's like those scrounging nurses - spend all their generous salaries on cigarettes and original art works and then go cap in hand to food banks

[whiplash]

Too right Toots - those trolls should get a job and buy their own dinners.

It's like those scrounging nurses - spend all their generous salaries on cigarettes and original art works and then go cap in hand to food banks

**** off, you are not needed here,

[Taxi Driver]

It's ridiculous! I'm not on fire. Why should my taxes go towards the fire service?

If you were, I don't think many people would píss on you to put it out.

It's not just fires that they put out. I take it you drive a car or are sometimes a passenger in a car? Be grateful if you ever have a crash and you need them to pop out to cut you out.

[Jemimah]

**** off, you are not needed here,

Wow Whippers! You should contact the Tourist Board - I think you've come up with a slogan to replace Southport A Classic Resort!