Every young mans dream ( well MOST young men)

[Little Londoner]

A young bloke in the pub has just been away for the weekend where he met a lady 30 years his senior. He said she was attractive and good fun and during the evening she asked him if he'd ever had a threesome with Mother & Daughter he said No, she then replied well tonight is your lucky night.
He paid for a taxi back to her house and followed her eagerly through the front door, inside she slipped off her coat and shouted up stairs...........


MUM put your teeth in!

[Hamble]

A young bloke in the pub has just been away for the weekend where he met a lady 30 years his senior. He said she was attractive and good fun and during the evening she asked him if he'd ever had a threesome with Mother & Daughter he said No, she then replied well tonight is your lucky night.
He paid for a taxi back to her house and followed her eagerly through the front door, inside she slipped off her coat and shouted up stairs...........


MUM put your teeth in!

You need steam therapy.