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    Codes

    Since Youngsters of today have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.). Not to be outdone by these kids, now us oldies have developed our own codes:

    ATD - At the Doctor's

    BFF - Best Friend's Funeral

    BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

    BYOT - Bring your own teeth

    FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

    GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    TFT - Texting From Toilet.

    Never under estimate us oldies.

    Anymore suggestions very welcome.
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    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement


    BFF: Best Friend Farted.


    WMB: Wet my Bed.
    Orwell said "If there is hope, it lies in the proles." Whilst champagne socialists see diversity idealised at university, the common folk experience it first hand in their neighbour hoods.
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    WOBs........... whinging old B*st*rds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Styx View Post
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement


    BFF: Best Friend Farted.


    WMB: Wet my Bed.
    Hahaha.
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    TIN&S = Take it nice and slow.

    DD&MD = Drink,Drink and More drunk.

    TMN = Thai Massage night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Styx View Post
    BFF: Best Friend Farted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by said View Post
    TIN&S = Take it nice and slow.

    DD&MD = Drink,Drink and More drunk.

    TMN = Thai Massage night.
    tmn recommendations appreciated. mgsa.morning glory still alive!
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    craft..well says it all !waking up.adip.another day in paradice.(not).
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyramy View Post
    craft..well says it all !waking up.adip.another day in paradice.(not).
    TGSA...Thank God still alive. ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamyramy View Post
    craft..well says it all !waking up.adip.another day in paradice.(not).
    Jamy life is so short....

    Everyday day you wake up and get out of bed , it’s paradise....


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    FFS. FOR F*ck. Sake. gasp
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