Care to Join Me?

[said]

I am about to start on a new business project:

The Official Protester's Management Company
For All Those who Wish to Start a Protest March or take part in a Protest March:

We are the Official Organisers of All Protest Marches nationally. We will deal with all the necessary arrangements on your behalf and Publish notices throughout the country.

All those intending to take part in any protest march in the UK, please send £20, to the address below and register your request.

Anyone want to help me out?

[Toodles McGinty]

Given the amount of protests planned, it would be a lucrative business

I do love the fact that we are a country that embraces peaceful protest. Those boys that wore skirts to school to protest inequality in their uniform rules did so brilliantly.