Bbc cut backs - breaking news

[theantiquesman]

AGAIN QLOCAL is first with the news. (FAKE NEWS)



The BBC has decided to cut back on expenses.

The first show to be hit is the very popular antique show ANTIQUE ROAD TRIP.

Instead the likes of shows favourite, Charles Hanson driving around in high priced rented vintage cars it has been decided to down size and use cars supplied by The Antiques Man.

[Hamble]

Look at the tyres.

Otherwise Hamble supports car economy for leftie's.

[MICK/GILLY]

The BBC wardrobe dept should be able to find him the correct headgear for driving that car (a pointy hat with a bell on the top), and don't leave it there too long or a different kind of Noddy will put a parking ticket on it.

[whiplash]

How much is that doggy in the window?
Written in singing mode.

[said]

[QUOTE=theantiquesman;6623945]AGAIN QLOCAL is first with the news. (FAKE NEWS)



That car is not roadworthy - it has no mirrors!